Denis norden autobiography of missouri

  • The memoirs of the late DENIS NORDEN reveal his own life was as riotously funny as his famous TV bloopers.
  • This is the extraordinary life story of comic legend Denis Norden, told in momentary snapshots by the master British comedian himself.
  • Denis Norden was best known as the host of long-running out-takes show It'll Be Alright On The Night but had previously come to prominence as a successful.

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    My success? I owe it all to an incontinent baby elephant! The memoirs of the late DENIS NORDEN reveal his own life was as riotously funny as his famous TV bloopers

    Denis Norden believes his career with Alright on the Night came from a cup of tea in the ITV canteen discussing a mishap on the BBC

    For a television series whose success depended on things going wrong, It’ll Be Alright On The Night had a remarkably trouble-free birth.

    Over a cup of tea in the London Weekend Television canteen, producer Paul Smith and I were chatting about the famous Blue Peter episode featuring Valerie Singleton and the incontinent baby elephant, when one of us — and, for the life of me, I can’t recall which — mused: ‘Wonder if it would be possible to string together a whole programme of out-takes?’

    (Strictly speaking, that one wasn’t an ‘out-take’ because it had been transmitted, which made it what we later called a ‘blooper’.)

    After mulling it over for all of five minutes, we phoned upstairs to

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    Adage

    by Billy Collins

    When it&#;s late at night and branches
    are banging against the windows,
    you might think that love is just a matter

    of leaping out of the frying pan of yourself
    into the fire of someone else,
    but it&#;s a little more complicated than that.

    It&#;s more like trading the two birds
    who might be hiding in that bush
    for the one you are not holding in your hand.

    A wise man once said that love
    was like forcing a horse to drink
    but then everyone stopped thinking of him as wise.

    Let us be clear about something.
    Love is not as simple as getting up
    on the wrong side of the bed wearing the emperor&#;s clothes.

    No, it&#;s more like the way the pen
    feels after it has defeated the sword.
    It&#;s a little like the penny saved or the nine dropped stitches.

    You look at me through the halo of the last candle
    and tell me love is an ill wind
    that has no turning, a road that blows no good,

    but I am here to remind you

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